
My dearest one, my sweetheart, my everything, I call to you from the far right-hand side of the browser window. Well, not the far right-hand side, a little to the left of it, near the tab for “The Only Cheese Fondue Recipe You’ll Ever Need,” which is a white box with a red E in it—if you find that, go two to the left, and I’m here. Calling to you. Waiting for you.
Don’t you know I pine for you, my darling? Don’t you know that only in the light of your gaze do I have a form, a purpose?
You’re distracted, wooed by other tabs. I understand.
“How Noah Kahan Seized His Moment”: of course you’d like to know. We all would.
“Take the Internet’s Most Accurate Enneagram Test”: yes, a wise idea, for the quest for self-knowledge is the project of a lifetime.
“$1.1 Million Homes in New York, Illinois, and Washington”: No, you don’t have that kind of money now, but one day, in the vague future, for hazy reasons, you certainly might.
A 2023 Column Contest grand-prize winner, Laurence Pevsner’s Sorry Not Sorry investigates why we’re sick of everyone apologizing all the time—and how the collapse of the public apology leaves little room for forgiveness and grace in our politics and culture.
Late last month, Stephen Colbert made an unusual statement on The Late Show. It wasn’t quite an apology—more like sorry’s mysterious cousin.
Colbert offered a short preamble about how he tells a lot of jokes—mostly whatever’s in the public discourse. Then he got into it: “For the past six weeks to two months, everybody has been talking about the mystery of Kate Middleton’s disappearance from public life,” Colbert said. “Two weeks ago, we did some jokes about that mystery, and all the attendant froo-frah in the reporting about that.”
Allium Cepa
A homeopathic remedy used to treat symptoms of the common cold and allergies. It would also work nicely as the name of a kind, older woman in a YA dystopian novel who is deathly allergic to scientifically backed medicine.
Arnica
A homeopathic remedy used to treat muscle aches. To be fair, this one kind of works. But for the love of God, take some damn Advil.
Scientist #2
A minor character in Divergent. I bet she doesn’t believe in homeopathy.
Agaricus Muscarius
A homeopathic remedy. But if you’re writing a YA dystopian novel, this would work for the name of the protagonist’s harp-prodigy brother, who is killed by the authoritarian government in chapter three. Just spitballing here.
Clove
Both. But the remedy will make your stomach ache worse, and the character was killed in The Hunger Games, so, all around, kind of a dud. Instead, try Pepto Bismol and 27 Dresses.
Any battlefield use of the software would be a dramatic turnaround for OpenAI, which describes its mission as developing AI that can benefit all of humanity.
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