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Calling all office warriors and lunchtime heroes, a brand-new FEED is coming to this location. If you haven’t yet visited one of our eighty-one other identical locations in the city that all popped up last month, you’re in for a delicious new way to get the fuel you need to finish your workday strong. Think Sweetgreen—but it’s pig food.
Oink-oink, piggies, it’s feedin’ time. So line on up and dip your rabid snouts into our fast-casual slop trough. Hey now, take it easy: there’s enough slop to go around.
When we started FEED, we asked ourselves, How can we craft an even more degrading and impersonal lunch experience than Chipotle, Sweetgreen, DIG, Cava, Pokeworks, Chopt, or the one that’s Chipotle for Chinese food? The answer: We make no effort to gesture at any type of recognizable cuisine. Why? Because lunch shouldn’t be something you’re meant to enjoy. Our slop is fuel for productive city piggies. How fast can your hooves type?
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1. “This is a life-changing opportunity.”
2. “We need to expand our line.”
3. “Don’t you want to get in on the ground floor of transforming someone’s life?”
4. “The clock is ticking.”
5. “Sure, there’s a large up-front investment of time and money, but trust us, the payoff is huge.”
6. “Don’t worry, there are zero qualifications. Anyone can do it!”
7. “Are you still a vegan?”
8. “You know Sally from down the street? Well, she convinced her daughter Julia to get on board, and now look at her. Julia drives her three kids around in a Tesla SUV, has an inground saltwater pool, and only needs three hours of sleep!”
9. “No one ever feels ready!”
10. “Fine, we’ll take your ‘no’ as a ‘not right now.’ See you next week.”
Grandkid: 7
Both: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10