“Florida schools are not required to teach sex education. However, they are required to teach health education that includes instruction on ‘the consequences of teenage pregnancy.’” — Sex Ed for Social Change
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Good morning, class. This week kicks off our sex ed module. It also ends our sex ed module. Governor Ron DeSantis has decided that all modern teens need to know about sex is how not to have it. So, instead of learning about the reproductive system and contraceptive options, we’re going to watch a video of him singing “Coconut” by Harry Nilsson. You’ve likely heard his music if you’ve ever had a father who was sad.
All right, it’s showtime. Let me just press play here on the old VCR …
Okay, so while the bongos were an artistic choice by the governor, the singing here was legally mandated after he signed bill HB 69 into law. Kyle, I see you snickering, but not one single person who wrote the bill gets that joke.